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STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


Truth In Advertising -




WALKING ON WATER -




Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


Wonder Product -


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ashson

maoworks2 - May 31, 2014, 9:32 am
Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?


THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be


TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by gunpowdersaint

BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.


MATHEMATICS -




TWI-DON'T -




FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by tonykorley

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???


TAGS: watermelon
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by culos

knowitall - August 20, 2009, 3:15 pm
xzibit's aunt?
Starr99334 - June 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
that is the best car ive ever seen in my life. freakin awesome.
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 5:24 pm
I would totally drive that.


DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 2.85/5

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REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?


TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by motinet

FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spypengen

MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason


TAGS: water bottle
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by motinet

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:53 pm
Vapor distilled and reverse osmosis purification, and volcanic aquifers have greater purity then the poorly maintained municipal water systems. Also, my lab requires a purification system for any water used in GLP assays, so says the FDA
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:17 pm
Fizzy drinks would have similar stats, but with health problems too.


PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG


TAGS: gator animal funny water
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:44 am
They also fetch the next dogs (we're still working on giving the dog BACK though)


BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over analyzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L


PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha




TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by bassman007

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm
haha


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by rcrasackett

engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?




WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.


TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Kom

Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Greeny

CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an assload of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it


BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.


TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal


QUAGSIRE - Having a care-free attitude since 2000.




NAPOLEON COMPLEX -


TAGS: waterloo finally facing my waterloo
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 10, 2010, 8:02 pm
Bingo. 5L
eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:48 am
LMAO


LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom


TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5


WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.


TAGS: deadly watermelons
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Big Daddy - January 15, 2009, 3:25 pm
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl.


Optimism -


TAGS: water optimism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:10 pm
Jealousy and low IQ among the voters usually explains a low rating on one of the greats.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:07 pm
Indeed Grey. How does this have such a shat rating! I hate how posters that are pure gold such as this have shat ratings because it ain't a effin lolcat or some other retarded meme from the internet!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:07 pm
Frankincense? 5L
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 4:03 pm
gold
Ernie - August 3, 2008, 12:38 am
Beautiful, Sean. Simply beautiful.


ALCATRAZ -




DIET WATER -




WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks




YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!


TAGS: cat kamikaze water boat
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:32 pm
rolf!
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:15 am
WHat's A Cat Doing In The Boat ?


DIET WATER - now with fewer calories!


TAGS: diet water fail
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

SkylaGirl108 - November 26, 2011, 7:49 pm
wow. now THAT is a major fail.
falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
My Brain Hurts.


BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die


TAGS: seals navy water
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by wookieman808

Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:08 pm
Ahh...Drown-proofing! Fun times to be had by all!


INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz butter cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


ADAPTATION -


TAGS: computer fish water
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by gas

Airman - August 8, 2011, 3:11 pm
just saw this.. Nice!!
gas - August 5, 2011, 7:58 pm
thanks all ;)
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:47 pm
whale 5ongs
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:46 pm
Keep 'em coming Gas. 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:54 pm

awesome


LOOK FISH! -




KIDS SHOW -


TAGS: kids sex water interrupt table
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - May 13, 2012, 1:22 am
This is one of my personal favorites.
Budog - May 7, 2012, 12:57 am
Hey it's just like PBS, it is educational...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
thanks guys
BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:33 am
ROTFLMFAO...priceless for sure!!!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 7:42 am
no fixxy da tags. it is what it is. Replacing broken coffee table =$200, weekly therapy sessions for your kid for life=priceless. 5L
Shottyz - December 8, 2010, 6:09 am
Classic. almost PMSL 5L's
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 2:39 am
in any order is fine
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 2:38 am
can the tags be fixed? should have been: Kids / show / table / sex / interrupt


SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.


TAGS: super soaker water gun internet
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Thumper17

Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:15 am
Ahh the good ol days, back before sitting on your a$$ and playing video games was the cool thing to do.


CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.




SQUIRTING. - A water bottle can be fun for all ages. What? You sick perverts! For shame.




CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin shots' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
Shit.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant shit are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


SPHINCTER - That thing in your ass that just slammed shut as you ran screaming out of the water !


TAGS: sphinter slammed shut screaming water
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Budog

Thunderstrike - June 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Well the closed sphincter makes one more aerodynamic so they can get their asses out of the water quicker.


BLACKWATER -


TAGS: blackwater liberals
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by matt28

Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:07 am
Blackwater/Xe -giving the US a bad name since its inception.
[email protected] - February 6, 2010, 9:37 pm
THIS SHOULD BE POLITIFAKE..And LIBERALS lllove black-water they justify all their complaints about the war. Ask the other "MERC" companies about these GIBRONIs. zats why there Xe now!


HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.


TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.


REALIZATION - the sound of running water, and the occasional 'ding' from the stove timer, may interfear with your musical carrer


TAGS: women sexisum sexist joke funny kitchen running water stove music musician
Rating: 1.76/5
GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 7:42 pm
Thank you kindly :)
hackabilia - October 13, 2008, 7:34 pm
http://www.motifake.com/vote.php?id=16096&value=0
GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 3:57 pm
How does this have a score of under 1? I'd like to give 0 poodlions too (or preferably negative).
amy - August 13, 2008, 12:34 pm
good thing i don't have a stove timer then huh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:04 pm
This is the hundredth google based poster I've seen. I shall register my contempt for the phenomenon by naming it 'googlerfake'. sigh.


iPhone 6 -


TAGS: iphone monkey water
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:34 pm
Hope it is digestible, when it goes lobat the monkey is going to eat it. 5Tums


DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.




Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -




SUMMER -


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
5 frostbite bruises.


APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.


TAGS: nixon sorry watergate apologies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:20 pm
Idealism vs realism. Great poster
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Big Dick.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Ooh, ta very much.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

so true, great poster
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:18 pm
Ya I Remember !


JESUS - Poser


TAGS: jesus walk water
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motinet

Verdeckt - July 1, 2011, 4:03 am
Hey.. That's my gardener!
rerun - June 30, 2011, 8:48 pm

LOL


GLASS IS HALF FULL -


TAGS: water is dirty
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:22 am
jersey is like that
robotdylan - April 18, 2012, 5:49 pm
Very nice, would've used a different picture but still, 5l


HATERS - are always a level or two above you.....




FOR MY NEXT TRICK -


TAGS: ventriloquist glass of water god bless america
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by sickartist

dslohand - September 23, 2011, 10:11 pm
I'd crap if she found the lost puppy.


WATERPARKS - They make us wet !!




IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.


TAGS: ice water hard
Rating: 3.11/5

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WATER DEMON -


TAGS: water demon
Rating: 2.69/5

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BRIDGING THE GAP -


TAGS: tools materials muddy water
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm
Excellence.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm
Am5ome Space!


MOON RIVER - WIDER THAN THE SKIES


TAGS: personal watercraft
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - April 17, 2012, 9:58 am
Very Funny Pic 5L


REALITY - Is Overrated




WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.


TAGS: water diet
Rating: 4.07/5

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NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.


TAGS: pink floyd nazis bob geldof roger waters crazy
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by pink

what the fuck? - August 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
is that Bob Geldof?
Terrankar - May 9, 2009, 4:11 pm
Bring down the wall.
WTF - March 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate!
McTicklefartson - November 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
...mom?
Auda - October 1, 2008, 8:47 pm
HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:03 am
Hey! Why does that mime have so many microphones? Mimes can't talk!


WHAAA TAAAA - Bruce Lee's Favorite drink


TAGS: bruce lee drink water
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

Derek - September 6, 2010, 5:58 pm
- and Leonidas's


CAN AN ARTIST CHANGE THE WORLD? -


TAGS: art watercolor adolf
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 9:48 pm
Although he seemed to have a good sense of color and texture and was a fairly good draftsman, the people that he drew or painted usually look awkward, and often don't fit into the scene well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:50 pm
Tormented souls are usually the most talented. 5L


THE THIRD WISH -


TAGS: roger waters three wishes monkeys paw d oh
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 10:10 am

Great, just literally spewed coffee on the keyoard, and my dog is giving me a WTF look.
gas - July 27, 2011, 3:58 pm
"I want my d*** to hit the floor!"... and the genie cutted his legs xDD 5L
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
eque5trian =)


JESUS! STOP HORSING AROUND -




Shhhh... -


TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I hear it too!
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm
hi


WATERMELON HEAD SHOTS - nothing says Navy Seal company picnic like a little friendly competition


TAGS: head shot exploding watermelon
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
Where's Gunnery Seargent R. Lee Ermey when you need him?
corneredbadger - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am
i love it when targets do that. semi frozen pumpkins are fun too. record piece for us is over 30' away. 5 exploding melons for you good sir


NOT QUITE THE WATER PARK BUT -


TAGS: water leaks kids love mother
Rating: 4.57/5

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steve1961 - July 6, 2013, 7:23 pm
Secretly?


PERFECT SENSE -




I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.


TAGS: water bed
Rating: 4.28/5

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vulture - February 28, 2012, 12:56 am
Clever. I'm just going to sit here and wait for the tide to go out...
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 9:56 pm
Cool pic


EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

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Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
sweet idea but por photo shoping. 4L


LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted


TAGS: ladybug life water drop beetle
Rating: 3.91/5

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ratfink95 - June 12, 2012, 1:03 am
Its also made up of the things we see, notice, piss on, then wonder why they bite us on the ass!
rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:02 pm

post to motitwist


MUMBAI GRADUATION PRANK - NONE WILL BECOME NFL OR NCAA FOOTBALL COACHES


TAGS: dump water
Rating: 3.73/5

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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:23 pm
At least the water isn't tinted yellow.


JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.


TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me


LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck sucking watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet


BEER - More important than air.




WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...




NOT SO DEEP THOUGHTS -


TAGS: man life water
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - May 27, 2011, 5:46 pm
Glad to hear you are okay Sean. I don't need to see the pics though. "Hopefully we're looking at hemorrhoids". LMAO!
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:18 pm

especially for me.
Airman - May 27, 2011, 4:31 pm
good news!
Sean - May 27, 2011, 4:15 pm
Hey thanks for the concern. No scopage was deemed necessary. Which was a good thing as I doubt I could have kept my promise to rerun.
Airman - May 27, 2011, 3:14 pm
you ok? had the scope yet? hopefully, we're looking at hemorrhoids
Sean - May 22, 2011, 12:03 am
Ha ha. Very punny.
Greeny - May 21, 2011, 11:21 pm
oooo bummer- hope all goes well
Sean - May 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Thanks man, and I promise not to think of you at all during my -- soon to be -- colonoscopy.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 9:21 pm

LOL, this is great.


STUPID KIDS -


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am
Bump
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm
For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm

talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?


WE'RE GOING TO NEED -




AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -




LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.




SHRINKAGE - 1 GB years ago compared to 1 GB today. If this actually holds true, then Cavemen were hung like elephants!


TAGS: i was just in the pool and the water was cold
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rdtotteniii - April 3, 2011, 8:48 pm
Saw a TB sd card. Its still expensive but we have come a long way.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
technology shrinks as we get bigger
Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 10:38 pm
1G gets even smaller than that. That's an SD card. A Mini SD is 1/4th the size and you can get them up to 16G


NATURAL SODA WATER - It's so tasty




OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.




NINJA - They Always Get You From Behind




WTF? - I think his water broke.




Happiness -




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