Water Demotivational Poster
STRESS - Some people just can't handle it
Truth In Advertising -
WALKING ON WATER -
Stress Mgmt -
Wonder Product -
THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water
PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???
DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.
REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?
STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason
PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -
PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates
PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -
SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?
BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.
QUAGSIRE - Having a care-free attitude since 2000.
NAPOLEON COMPLEX -
LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom
WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.
DIET WATER -
WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks
YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!
DIET WATER - now with fewer calories!
BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
LOOK FISH! -
KIDS SHOW -
SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.
CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.
SQUIRTING. - A water bottle can be fun for all ages. What? You sick perverts! For shame.
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
SPHINCTER - That thing in your ass that just slammed shut as you ran screaming out of the water !
HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.
RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water
NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.
REALIZATION - the sound of running water, and the occasional 'ding' from the stove timer, may interfear with your musical carrer
iPhone 6 -
DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.
Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -
APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.
JESUS - Poser
GLASS IS HALF FULL -
HATERS - are always a level or two above you.....
FOR MY NEXT TRICK -
WATERPARKS - They make us wet !!
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.
WATER DEMON -
BRIDGING THE GAP -
MOON RIVER - WIDER THAN THE SKIES
REALITY - Is Overrated
WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.
NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.
WHAAA TAAAA - Bruce Lee's Favorite drink
CAN AN ARTIST CHANGE THE WORLD? -
THE THIRD WISH -
JESUS! STOP HORSING AROUND -
WATERMELON HEAD SHOTS - nothing says Navy Seal company picnic like a little friendly competition
NOT QUITE THE WATER PARK BUT -
PERFECT SENSE -
I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.
EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -
LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted
MUMBAI GRADUATION PRANK - NONE WILL BECOME NFL OR NCAA FOOTBALL COACHES
JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.
LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!
BEER - More important than air.
WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...
NOT SO DEEP THOUGHTS -
STUPID KIDS -
WE'RE GOING TO NEED -
AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -
LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.
SHRINKAGE - 1 GB years ago compared to 1 GB today. If this actually holds true, then Cavemen were hung like elephants!
NATURAL SODA WATER - It's so tasty
OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.
NINJA - They Always Get You From Behind
WTF? - I think his water broke.
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